Today I am to tell you about Important World Event in Missourio! (It is a state! In America! And I can not live in it! LOL!) First I am tell you about Missourio.
In Missourio there is three things:
The first thing is St. Louis!
Baseball! (It is a game!)
The third thing is Florida!
OK! Now today, in Missourio there is a man who sell the car. He is a very good man because if you buy the car he give you the present! And the present is a shooting gun!
In America it is very pretty much important to have the gun with the car. It is because in America people will shooting at you if you make the mistake! When you are drive the car you can not make the mistake!! LOL!!
So I will teach you: In America you must have the gun with the car. And the reasons why is:
If the other person make the mistake you must shooting to them!
If you make the mistake the other person must shooting to you, so you must shooting to them too!
How are you today?? Can you be my friend?? Yes! LOL!
Today I am now to tell you of the happy happy happy place! It is name the Disney Land!!! Can you know it?
I am for 2 years live in the Oregonian. But now I am live in the Californio. In the Californio is the Disney Land! (It is a city! In America!)
The Disney Land was made in 1945 in Los Angeles Californio by Mr. Mickey Mouse!
It is very important minute in America History when Mr. Mickey Mouse make the Disney Land! And now I will tell you the why!!
In 1945 the World War is end and the Mr. Hitler is to die. He is very bad man and he can not like the gypsie! :( :( :( In my country there is many gypsie! And we do not eat them because they sing the song!!! LOL!! But anyway! Mr. Mickey Mouse return from shooting the Mr. Hitler in his Germany and he say "I want to make a place for the American Lady and Man and Childrens!!"
It is very hard for Mr. Mickey Mouse to make ANYTHING in 1945 because he is a Black Man and the America in that time can not like the Black Man! Even if the America hate Mr. Hitler for not like the Gypsie! It is not to make the sense! But it is true! I can not make a story like this!! But anyway! Even if he is a Black Man, Mr. Mickey Mouse is famous star. And so it is OK!
Mr. Mickey Mouse begin to make the Disney Land in the grass next to his house in Californio. He make it very, very big and with many colors! There is stores and people and cars that move very fast. And you can sit on them!!
In 1946 he open the door and the American Lady and Man and Children visit it! And then he make it as a movie!! LOL!!
But anyway! What I am going to tell you now is that I am also visit the Disney Land! In last week!! (This is Olena!) And I make the pictures of it!! I will show you it! But only when it is ready!! LOL!
I must now to go and make ready the pictures for you! But first I am to sing you the song I learn about the Disney Land! It is give to me by Ronnie! On here is the song!
It's a world of shatner! A world of queer! It's a world of dope! And a world of beer! There's so much that we share! Now it's time for the bear! It's a small world after all!
And now it is time for you to sing!!! LOL!!
OK! This was Olena! I will be return for the pictures in later!!
I am today reading the newspaper and it tell me it! That a star (it is a person who is famous) is exploded! And when it the star explode the science people watch it! The newspaper is not tell me who it is the star! It is to make the Olena guess it!! LOL!!
Can you know who is the star which exploded? Can you tell me it! You can be my friend now!! LOL!
I hope the star which exploded is not Mr. Loni Anderson. She is marry now!!!!
Hello you! This is Olena! I am talk to you again in this night because it is a very important world event of America! What is happen is that Mr. Hamilton Jordan is now die!!
Mr. Hamilton Jordan is a man who make the American President Jimmy Carter perform many acts! Mr. Hamilton and Mr. Carter is a big part of American history! It is the Mr. Hamilton and the Mr. Carter who is attacked by the BUNNY in the 1977s!!!
On here is the video of the murdery bunny!
OK! But!!!
Mr. Hamilton is now die. :( :( :(
On here is a picture of Mr. Hamilton Jordan. Rest in piece Mr Hamilton!!!
Mr. Jessica Alba is the most famous for having the movie Flash Dance in the 1981s. In it the movie Flash Dance Mr. Jessica Alba is a woman who make the car in the day and dance the wet dance in the night! And also she love her Mr!!! With not wear the sleeves!!! LOL!!
On here is a picture of Mr. Jessica Alba in the movie Flash Dance!!
OK! Now let us hope they have very many babies! LOL!!!
I am to say that I must like Mr. Jessica Alba more than Mr. Loni Anderson because Mr. Jessica Alba is not to have the plastic sandwich face! But it is OK!
Yes! Hello! LOL!! This is again Olena and have I got the news for you???? (It is a question! You can not answer it!! LOL!)
The movie star who is name Loni Anderson (it is pronounced like "Loni Anderson") is now a Married American Lady!!! I am so happy for Mr. Loni Anderson because she is very pretty much beautiful!
If you are an American Lady you know now that Mr. Loni Anderson was a movie star on the television show know for "Three's Company" in the 1978s. On here is a picture of the television:
After acting in the television Mr. Loni Anderson marry the Burt Reynolds. He is star of the film "Dirty Harry." Look at him on here!
And on here is what they look like when they stand next to each other!!!
After they are marry for many year, they get the divorce. After they get the divorce Mr. Burt Reynolds loose all his money and all of his hairs! LOL!!!! And Mr. Loni Anderson became famous in the famous television show Knot's Landing. On here she is!!!
And then Mr. Loni Anderson is very upset because she miss Mr. Burt Reynolds and she buy very pretty much plastic surgery on her face! :( On here is what it is look like:
I am not happy when I see the beautiful American Lady like Mr. Loni Anderson buy the plastic surgery on her face! In Ukraine it is not so! And in Ukraine there is no American Lady! I am believe that when a beautiful American Lady is have the surgery then she look like a sandwich! Without the Bread!!! :( :( :(
But it is OK! LOL! Mr. Loni Anderson is marry now to her husband! And he look like the also sandwich with the surgery! So it is OK!!
This was Olena!! I promise I am very certain that I will always tell you about the important world event like the marry of Mr. Loni Anderson!! OK!
In the morning today I promise to tell you tomorrow about the Taco! (It is pronounce like "Taco".)
GUESS WHAT??? I am going to tell you about the Taco now! I could no longer wait!!! LOL!! :) :) Happy???
I am to tell you about the Taco because it is the most favorite food of Olena! It is food of the American Lady! Even if it is from Maxico!! LOL!
On here is the Taco:
The Taco is a very pretty much food that contain the things:
Taco
Meat
Tomato
Cheese
Lettuce (it is a salad)
Here is a picture of the things:
There is not just one kind of Taco! No! And that is why it is perfect Taco!! LOL!!! There is TWO kind of Taco!!! :) :) 8D (<--- This is Olena eating the Taco!!! LOL!!) This is the kind of Taco:
Hard Taco
Soft Taco
The hard Taco is made from the beef. (It is from a cow!)
The soft Taco is made from the chicken. (It is from a chicken!)
And that is all the kind of Taco!
The Taco is a wonderful Taco because it can be food anywhere! And it can be also food for a person with only one leg! Can you know who that means?? LOLOLLK!!! ;) ;) :) (It is Olena!!! LOL!)
For example, the Taco can be food:
In the home
In the work
In the car
In the bus
In the bus
In the plane
In the boat
спальня
In the sidewalk
In the restaurant!
And all the other places!!!!
OK! That is where the Taco can be food!
And here is another thing about the taco!!! In Oregonian I have the friend Iryna. She is very pretty much. But she is a problem. But anyway!! Iryna buy the drugs from the Ronnie. The Ronnie he is also a problem. But that is not my story! LOL! The Ronnie he tell me about the Taco Man who live in Arkansasas. (It is a state! In America!! LOL!)
In the nights the Taco Man is run very fast through the areas and he steal the dog and the cat and the baby for the Taco! Ronnie say that the Taco Man carry the dog and the cat and the baby in a big suitcase that look like the one where is keep my Other Leg! (It is in the closet!) And in the morning when the Taco Man has steal all the dog and cat and baby in Arkansasas, he take the big suitcase to the Taco Bell (it is the Taco store!!) where he sell the dog and the cat and the baby to them! For the Taco!!!
When Ronnie tell me this I do not believe him even in one tiny part! (Ronnie is a problem!) But Ronnie is American Man and he has go to Arkansasas one time. Ronnie promise me that the Taco Man is for true. But I do not know! And Ronnie send me a picture of the Taco Man to make me believe it!
On here is the Taco Man of Ronnie:
Now I am not know WHAT to believe!!! :( :( :(
OK! Now you are the friend of Olena!! You can do the favor for me because I tell you about the Taco!! OK??????? OK!
Please now to tell me:
Are you ever eat the Taco? Can you love it???
Are you ever see the Taco Man? Is it for true about the dog and the cat and the baby?
I am not very pretty much certain if I can eat more Taco if it is true with the dog and the cat and the baby.
OK! LOL! This was Olena! I hope you enjoy the Taco and will talk with me again on the next day!!!
On here is a song about the Taco. I give it to you to show you in how I am feeling!!!!!
I am very happy that you write me today! I am now to tell you about me! Yes! LOL!
My name is called Olena (it is pronounced like 'Olena') and I am born from Ukraine! It is a country! Can you know it??? LOL!
In how I came to America it is a story very long! But do not worry! I will tell you it! But not today!!! L0L! :)
I am now to live in Los Angeles California. Before this I am living in Portland Oregonian for a very many 2 years!! Oregonian is very pretty much OK. I am like to live there. In my country we say Portland is very pretty much зеленый.
But!
In Oregonian there is very many bad things. LOL! There is many rain and clouds. :,,,[ (<--- This is me with the crying! LOL!) There is also sometimes snow! But the snow it is okay because I am from Ukraine!! LOL!
Also in Oregonian there is the large Truck. I am sorry to tell you that in the November 2006 I am in conflict with large Truck (U-Haul). It hurt my leg!! They took it off the leg in the hospital and I am now Olena with only one leg!!! But it is OK! Because I am to be American lady now!!! :) LOL!!!
This I am writing is a BLOG. Can you know it? LOL! I am to write the BLOG because I want to make the friend in America!!! It is OK if you live in Carolino or in Washingtonian! I do not care about it!!! In my blog (it is in the computer!) I am to tell you about my life and about the World Events!
Here is a World Event! In today in South Carolino (it is by North Carolino in America!) there is a goat who is driving in the wrong manner in the roadway and then he jump off of the bridge!!! Yes! It is sad! LOL! And then the goat get the ugly smell from falling!!!! LOLOLOL! I can not make the stories like this!! In here is the story!
OK!@ Thank you for to allow me to tell you about me! (This is Olena!) You can now be my friend!
OOOHHHHH! I almost forget it! I am tell you at the top that I am born from Ukraine! It is the fact! But in this moment I need you to know that I am American Lady now! There is problem that American Man believe that Ukraine Lady is for the marry from the Post Office. I am tell you right now in this moment American Man -- I am not for you to marry! That is not the purpose of Olena! So you can not ask it!! LOLOL!! I AM SERIOUS!
Yes! OK! This was Olena. I am hope to write you in every day. And in somedays three times!!!! I hope you can read it and like me and be my friend! LOL!!
If you can read me tomorrow and in other days I am to tell you about these things in my life:
The job of Olena! (It is a secret!!! LOL!)
Ratne! It is my husband!
The also-wife of Ratne! :( :( :(
Heather Mills! (She is Lady with also one leg!!)
The Taco!
5. World Events!
OK!! LOL!
And now I give you a song that can tell you what I feel on you!!
Hello you! This is Olena! Yes! LOL!!
I am Olena from Ukraine! But now I am to live in this country and be the AMERICAN LADY!!! LOLOL!! :) :) :)
On here I will tell you about it! Yes! LOL!
OK!
This was Olena! :)
In America it is very pretty much important to have the gun with the car. It is because in America people will shooting at you if you make the mistake! When you are drive the car you can not make the mistake!! LOL!!
